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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Mourinho doesn’t fancy Hleb but his bride does!

By Aries

Alexander Hleb had set his heart on leaving the cold climate of London, which he never came to terms with and join Inter in Milan where the weather is sunny and they serve better ice cream.

But how things change so fast. Just as Alexander and his agent begun to prepare the ground for his contractually premature departure from Arsenal taking all the flak that was coming their way, in comes a managerial change at Inter.

The new chief Jose Mourinho doesn’t seem to fancy him much. Agent Vincenzo Morabito said:

"I'm sorry that we won't be able to take him to Italy, he liked Inter a lot but obviously Mourinho has made some different choices and has gone for some other names."

However Morabito, who had been discussing the proposed move to Italy, confirmed that Hleb is close to agreeing terms on a switch to Barcelona instead.

"A deal is close. He has been a Barcelona target for some months," Morabito said

So it’s just as well, as Hleb actually got married last Saturday to his ….wife, pop star Anastasia Kosenkova otherwise known as Nastya.

Well, they got married behind closed doors last year but on this occasion they had more than the two witnesses they needed last time round.

They publicly tied the knot in a Belarusian ski resort with a lot of relatives and close friends attending.

Alexander Hleb was dressed in classic black suit and white shirt and Nastya in a chic pink dress "Versace".

They danced to Bryan Adams song “Everything I do, I do it for you” and they both agreed that they preferred their first born to be a boy.

I don’t like the way Hleb’s impending departure has been managed by himself and his agent but as long we get a hefty transfer fee then I would have to accept it.

If the transfer to Barcelona, or to any other club, materialises then I wish Alexander good luck and thank him for some amazing trickery and football skills displayed during his time with Arsenal.


Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I'm with you...

As long as we get the right money... I couldn't give a toss!

A midfield with Nasri, Walcott, Rosicky, Fabregas, Diaby, Denilson & Gilberto, don't sound so bad, does it?

Clock End Gooner

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah Nastya,couldnt make it up !!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

that midfield doesn't sound very scary

Anonymous said...

Here Here.

Thanks Alex, but you're replaceable. You have immense talent, but your failure to put your foot through the ball and have a shot when in clear openings is what you'll always be remembered for by most gooners.

Now, come on boss, use that cash on Nasri and a dogs bollox CB and we'll be good for next season!

Anonymous said...

If he goes then first of all I'd like to say thanks to Alex for what he's done for us. Okay he didnt shoot as much as ronaldo does, or pires and freddie used to, or overmars, but i could go on about that for days. If he wants to leave then goodbye, we cant sit around slating him for what he didnt do, but we should remember the way he used to link up with fabbie, thomas, eboue (i think he should go as well) he's a fantastic dribbler of the ball and left the shooting to everybody else. Not enough people are praising him for what he has done, and too many people are jumping on the bandwagon screaming fuck you Alex, you were shit anyway.
But anyways Alex, in the famous words of one Eric Cantona... Joga Bonito.

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JackCarter said...

Love the way he's trying to look relaxed but looking like he feels awkward and unsure of what to do.
In the car they don't seem very loved up. There's a big gap between the two. The Suit jacket is too big for him. Has he just phoned A.Cole on that mobile?

Anonymous said...

and he always reminded me of a tired ginger ian brown "dolpins n monkeys"!!!

Anonymous said...

U can say what you want about Alex.. but his skills were amazing, he danced through defenses at times this season. I still think there is a chance he will stay now the Inter deal has fallen through, and Wenger doesnt want to let any1 else go either.

If he does leave tho, there are plenty of players around to fill the void who can add a few more goals too. So think positive goonas

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